Basco Imposters

There is only one Brian Basco we worship, but here are some impostors.

This guy pretends to be Brian Basco, but he's nothing but a
big dumb faker. He pretends to have friends which is obviously not true.
I don't know what a lion dancer is but he's probably not as
cool as a lemur inebriator.

I saw this tweet and thought it was by Brian Basco, who has all the drip
in the world, but this imposter has no drip at all except for his stupid
coffee. The real Brian Basco would only lace his coffee with bear pheremones
so someone would end up violated by a bear.

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